You might be wondering about our mascot, the duck. Below is the story about how the Duck came into being and other duck related things.
The Story of the Quacker
Once upon a time, Girl Scout Group 308 was performing plays for a badge requirement. One of the lines in one of the skits was, "We're not chicken-" Here the actresses struck muscle-man poses "-We're...beefy!!!"
A couple weeks later, the same group was thinking of names for the patrols. One of them was the Monkey Patrol. The other patrol desperately tried to think of a name. "Why don't we be the Ducks?" One girl asked. Most of the patrol agreed. One girl, however, though differently. "Ducks are good, but the Ducks...It doesn't ring well. Remember the play? We could be-" The girl struck a muscle-man pose "-The Beefy Ducks!!!" "How about the Beefy Quackers?" Everyone agreed to that name. Thus the Beefy Quackers were born!
The next year, stuff had changed. People had left, some had joined, the patrols had disbanded. But the Beefy Quacker was still alive, in a way. The adorable little yellow duck had, at the last year, become the Group Crest. And that is the story of the Beefy Quacker.
Duck Jokes!!!
A man is driving a pick-up truck down the road with a bunch of ducks standing in the back. A police officer pulls over the driver and informs him that he is speeding and then asks him where does he think he's going with all those ducks. The driver says that he just doesn't know what to do anymore. The officer says, "Look, there's a zoo not far from there and that's where you should be taking them. That will take care of your problem." The man thanks the officer and drives off with his ducks.
The next day the officer again sees the pick-up truck once again speeding down the road. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are standing there with sunglasses. The officer pulls over the driver over and says, "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!" "I did that," said the driver, "but now they want to go to the beach!"
A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the duck says, "Just put it on my bill."
A man and a duck are walking down the street together. Suddenly the man notices a low-flying airplane coming right for them. The man yells "DUCK!!!!" and the duck looks back at the man with an angry face and yells "MAN!!!!"
Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down off a duck!
Q: Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: Where does a 500-pound duck sit?
A: Anywhere it wants!
Q: What does a duck eat with soup?
A: Quackers!!!
Q: What do physics ducks say?
A: Quark, quark quark
 |
Scouting
for Scott Air Force Base Badge ~A Girl Scout Silver Award Project~
|
|
|
I wanna see the Duckies!!! |
|
Other Links!!! |
|
|
I wanna see what's goin' on!!! | |
I Wanna Go Back Home!!! |
|
|
Group Photos/History!!! (Coming Soon!!!) | ||